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Sutti's big hair · by **Sutti's big hair** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:18 pm

How novel! A forum that works!
And plenty of other nice perks
I think the move's worth it
The board is near perfect
Though I'm sure it will have some quirks! :wink:

Hughesy · by **Hughesy** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:06 am

This forum works well I must say
(Well, apart from that slight glitch today!)
But only one problem -
Us moving the forum
Has scared some old posters away!

Sutti's big hair · by **Sutti's big hair** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:42 pm

It's bloody depressing today
The rain just will not go away

It's also dead windy
A gust of it pinned me
Against a nice stranger - wahey!

David Mitchell's Mom · by **David Mitchell's Mom** on Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:30 am

Could one now be bored with writing limericks?
Has the composing made one a little brainsick?
Does one need a little boost
To have new rhymes induced?
I'll just nudge the thread then and awaken it. :poke:

Sutti's big hair · by **Sutti's big hair** on Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:52 am

Hooray! Good old limerick thread!
It's once again back from the dead
Has it lost its appeal?
Or maybe our zeal
Is aimed at Bombay clips instead :wink:

David Mitchell's Mom · by **David Mitchell's Mom** on Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:41 pm

How I tried but I just could not resist
No edits was on my resolution list
I vowed not to be so pedantic
Unless an error was gigantic
But I had to edit (wrote the last limerick while I was pi**** :oops:

)

On two glasses of red wine. :oops:

Hughesy · by **Hughesy** on Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:13 pm

David Mitchell's Mom wrote:How I tried but I just could not resist
No edits was on my resolution list
I vowed not to be so pedantic
Unless an error was gigantic
But I had to edit (wrote the last limerick while I was pi**** )

On two glasses of red wine.

Drunk in charge of a computer?
It's worse than being a looter!
I've but one thing to say
Before going on my way
Mrs M, would you like an Opal Fruit-er!?

David Mitchell's Mom · by **David Mitchell's Mom** on Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:48 pm

It's strange but must now be told
(Could be an effect of my growing old)
For when I write a little rhyme
I do beleive it's in time
but later it seems not quite to unfold. :oops:

Sutti's big hair · by **Sutti's big hair** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:37 pm

It's tricky to master, the metre,
And sometimes the lines tend to peter...
...out 'cause I tend...
...to not reach the end...
...of a line at the right time, so cheat. Er....

David Mitchell's Mom · by **David Mitchell's Mom** on Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:36 pm

It's said girls are good at rhyming and sound
Because they do more of it in the playground
But I remember a law for the writer
so the rhyme turns our a righter
and that's to read it good and clear out aloud :wink:

(sometimes I don't though :lol:

)

Sutti's big hair · by **Sutti's big hair** on Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:14 pm

No rhyming at school for old Sutti!
I was always playing footy,
Maybe lack of skipping
Explains why I'm slipping
And failing in my rhyming duty! :wink:

Hughesy · by **Hughesy** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:53 pm

The press do love a royal barny
But all this fuss just drives me barmy
I could not give a shit
About some posh ginger twit
Or where he's serving in the army!

Sutti's big hair · by **Sutti's big hair** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:00 pm

Of talents; I've literally scores!
(They're probably better than yours :wink:

)
But one is quite new:
I'm attractive to
Friendly dogs with muddy great paws!

Hughesy · by **Hughesy** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:44 pm

It's Good Friday for sure today
Yet one thing on my mind it does pray
To balance things up
Like a saucer under a cup
Shouldn't there also be a Bad Friday?

BRONSON · by **BRONSON** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:38 pm

After quite a long break,
I'm sure your hearts did ache,
To hear once more
From BRONSON - That Bore
Whose puns make one quake!

BRONSON
(Older but never wiser)

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