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The limerick thread

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Postby Sutti's big hair on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:20 pm

Hi BRONSON! There was quite a gap :(
It's lovely to see you, old chap!
I was quite bereft
To think that you'd left
So, to keep you, I've set a man-trap! :twisted:
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Postby BRONSON on Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:07 pm

Why hello dear Sutti's Big Hair
I do enjoy seeing you there.
Your wit is so sharp
It goes straight to my heart
And your man-trap just shows that you care.

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Postby Sutti's big hair on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:29 pm

Oh bugger! My plan has been foiled
For hours I plotted and toiled!
I just trapped myself :x
It's bad for my health!
And to top it my underwear's soiled :( :wink:
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Postby BRONSON on Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:46 pm

As Sutti has now filled his pants
We now can expect some new rants
About how he would rather
Foster or father
A herd of wild El-e-phants!

BRONSON
(What sort of a random limerick is this!)
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Postby Sutti's big hair on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:54 pm

A comical error you've made-y!
I know that my background is shady
To tell you the truth
(I have all the proof)
This Sutti is not chap, but lady! :lol:
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Postby Hughesy on Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:30 pm

Here's a limerick for you
So no longer this thread you eschew
It's not very good
Like Boys 'n' The Hood
But it's better than sniffing some glue!
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Postby BRONSON on Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:24 pm

I see what you mean with this thread
It has been rather quite dead.
Resurrected ideas
Are very good dears
So please accept this little shred!

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Postby BRONSON on Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:30 pm

As Christmas comes nearer it's hard
To find time to write any card
But as Yuletide comes nearer
It does become clearer
That I am no festive time Bard!

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